Good ol days of Capital FM . . . .

Hey, just sitting hear and listening to Capital FM online brought into my mind some memories of the old Capital. For those of you who started listening to the radio station just the other day, here are quick facts. Capital FM was the first privately owned radio station to start broadcasting. It acquired the licence way back in 1996, and that is 10 years back.
The crew then comprised of the following:
Morning Show Phil Mathews
Late morning Zain Verjee
Afternoon Jam Caroline Mutoko
Capital drive Joe Thoenes
Hits Jimmy Gathu
Late Nite Ciku

and then we were treated to the mellow voices of Bill Amira and Tony Gachukia on the news. Was Sean Cardovilies still the sports anchor by then? Am not very sure about that.

Anyway those were the good old days of Capital FM. I bet even akina Seanice dont know this. But since then, I have been a die hard fun of Capital FM.

Long Live Capital. You are now ten years old!

Birth Control Methods

There was a Jang chick, a Kyuk chick & a Kao chick who were about to tie the knot.

The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait a while.

Well the counselor asked the Kyuk chick what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, the rhythm method. That will work said the counselor if you keep a good record.

He asked the Jang'o chick what system she planned on using. I plan on using birth control pills she said. Again he said, yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them.

He then asked the Kao chick what system she was planning on using. Her answer was The bucket and saucer method. After a short delay, he again told her that should also work.

He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.

They all met again one year later and the Kyuk and Jang'o chicks were pregnant.

Only the Kao chick was slim and trim yet.

Well the counselor asked the Kyuk what method she used and what went wrong. She replied that she used the rhythm method but somehow got her notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.

He asked the Jang'o what method she used and she replied, the birth control pill but we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby.

He turns to the Kao and told her that I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucket and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you.

She replied, Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him!!